kittycide
12:34am.
Roomate has new... um, evening activity, and therefore has not been home much this week. Cat has not stopped meowing for at least six hours. I am at my wit's end. I need sleep and the pitiful whining will not stop.
She has food. She has water. She has a cleanish shitbox. I even pet her for a little bit.
I fucking hate cats.
Roomate has new... um, evening activity, and therefore has not been home much this week. Cat has not stopped meowing for at least six hours. I am at my wit's end. I need sleep and the pitiful whining will not stop.
She has food. She has water. She has a cleanish shitbox. I even pet her for a little bit.
I fucking hate cats.
posted by M at 9:19 PM
5 Comments:
C'mon, I sent you a book *full* of ideas!
;)
J
Remember the Meow Mix theme? Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...etc. etc. ad infinitum fax mentis incendium gloria cultum.
Kitty meat. That's some good eatin'. A-hyuck.
-Suley
Carotid and radial, my friend. Easy to find, easy to...do other stuff with.
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it makes me sad thats its ok to kill kitty, but i would be tempted too having endured kitties.
i used to err um, entertain them too. fill a bath with water and ker sploosh!
Maybe the window could accidentally left open and the kitty will escape? They sometimes find their way back anyway.
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