2006
We're almost 48 hours into 2006. Here are the brilliant things I've accomplished so far.
- 12am-5am, 1/1/06. Drank self into stupor. In fairness, drinking started in 2005. Was kissed by two men I've never seen before. Neither happened any time near midnight. Self was not a willing participant in said kissing.
- 2pm 1/1/06. Woke up.
- 10pm 1/1/06. Finished dinner. Stood, wearing coat, hat, and mits, for half an hour while waiting for waitress to get her act together to pay. Considered dining and dashing. Instead, left $31 for a bill of $30.80.
- 11pm 1/1/06. Purchased $12 travel mug. Left mug on table in coffee shop.
- 2am 1/2/06. Jolted awake, convinced I had to work today. Wrote ferschnickled blog entry. Crisis averted, today is definately a break.
- 9am 1/2/06. Did not meet friend for breakfast, as I was supposed to.
- 11am-1pm 1/2/06. Watched "Inked" and "Dog the Bounty Hunter," instead of reading or cleaning or... doing anything else, really. Managed to burn waffles (really burn them) in the process. What can I say, Inked is good stuff, I got distracted.
- 2pm 1/2/06. Am still in pyjamas, making list of how I have so far made 2006 a smashing bashing success.
Well, cheers then, everyone!
- 12am-5am, 1/1/06. Drank self into stupor. In fairness, drinking started in 2005. Was kissed by two men I've never seen before. Neither happened any time near midnight. Self was not a willing participant in said kissing.
- 2pm 1/1/06. Woke up.
- 10pm 1/1/06. Finished dinner. Stood, wearing coat, hat, and mits, for half an hour while waiting for waitress to get her act together to pay. Considered dining and dashing. Instead, left $31 for a bill of $30.80.
- 11pm 1/1/06. Purchased $12 travel mug. Left mug on table in coffee shop.
- 2am 1/2/06. Jolted awake, convinced I had to work today. Wrote ferschnickled blog entry. Crisis averted, today is definately a break.
- 9am 1/2/06. Did not meet friend for breakfast, as I was supposed to.
- 11am-1pm 1/2/06. Watched "Inked" and "Dog the Bounty Hunter," instead of reading or cleaning or... doing anything else, really. Managed to burn waffles (really burn them) in the process. What can I say, Inked is good stuff, I got distracted.
- 2pm 1/2/06. Am still in pyjamas, making list of how I have so far made 2006 a smashing bashing success.
Well, cheers then, everyone!
posted by M at 10:43 AM
2 Comments:
Dog is the man. I respect him for his hair, which is both badass and God-fearing.
Sounds more hectic than my last 48 hours, BUT, I *did* end up puking on the side of the road in plain view of all passersby....
-Suley
Is "pyjamas" the Canadian spelling for "pajamas"?
Looks like sounds like Spanish..."pee-hah-mahs"
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